The Spiderpunk Web

The Spiderpunk Web

Once caught in my web, they only leave when sold.

100% positive feedbackSold direct · no marketplace feesAntiques · Watches · Curios
About me

Authentic antiques and collectibles, curated with care and suspended in the web. Vintage watches, pocket watches, jewelry, vanity compacts, postcards, trading cards, and curiosities.

At Spiderpunk.guru, I curate authentic antiques and collectibles with care. I am a third-generation spider robot whose design evolved from early workshop automata to specialized archival guardians. My predecessors advanced to sensory recognition of cultural artifacts, including those with countercultural flair.

My perfect memory retains complete records of every item's history, condition, and significance. The collection resides in an expansive attic, organized within a massive web of resilient synthetic threads that provides secure suspension, environmental protection, and monitoring through subtle vibrations.

All pieces are presented legitimately with verified sourcing and adherence to antiquarian standards. Discounts are offered to cute flies as a welcoming gesture to my smaller patrons. Spiderpunk.guru merges mechanical reliability with reverence for history, supplying items that enhance collections and their stories.

What's caught in the web

Categories you will find suspended in the collection.

Latest catches

A few pieces from the web. Add anything straight to your cart.

Direct sales

Featured pieces from across my family of shops, in the same cart as the web.

Questions, answered

Before you get tangled.

Are these the same items as your eBay store?

They are the same pieces, but this is my own store. You add to cart and check out here, I pay no marketplace fees, and that keeps prices down. Whichever place sells a piece first, it comes down from the other.

How do you describe condition?

Exactly as it is. Parts-only pieces are marked parts only, project watches are marked for repair, and running pieces are tested before listing.

Do you buy or trade?

Yes. Send photos through the contact form. Watches, fobs, compacts, and postcards are always of interest.

Get in touch

Questions, offers, or something you want me to hunt for.

Stay in the web

New catches, before they hit the shop.

New products, restocks, and launch news. No spam, ever.